Hey you, who created the playlist “yay summer” in February, it’s time to make your “Merry Christmas” playlist.
To all followers of the “Summer in Italy” playlist, do a halfturn as soon as possible. (Close to the Spanish border.)
(In airports) To the creator of the playlist “Where's my passport?”, it’s too late for that.
Someone made an “Ariport” playlist,
and there’s no porblem with that.
(In train stations) To the creator of the “Blond surfer” playlist, the train for Biarritz is going soon.
If you forgot your earphones,
there’s the playlist “too bad”,
which you won’t be able to listen to, though.
Dear owner of the playlist “summer isn’t even here yet”, actually, it is now.
(In the city right next to Palavas.)
The playlist “Going to Palavas-les-Flots” is 4h59min long, in case you’d want to go there by foot.
À Marseille
To those who listen to the playlist “Whistling on the hill”, please have some respect for the Bonne Mère.
All of those listening to the “Paris is fantastic” playlist, you should try switching to the playlist “For ever first”.
(These are the two mottos for these two rival soccer clubs.)
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(In Bayonne, where a custom consists in cows chasing people in the streets) To you who created a “Making the cows dance” playlist, here, it’s the cows that make you dance.
The “Electro Tanning” playlist is 4 hour long, don’t forget your sunscreen.
Dear owner of the “drunk boat” playlist,
watch out. There is a playlist named “police in a pedalboat”.
